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So Cal is a Barbie Doll World- Which Barbie are you?

 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject: So Cal is a Barbie Doll World- Which Barbie are you? Reply with quote

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition O.C. dolls for
the Southern California market: Laughing

Irvine Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at The Irvine Spectrum. She comes
With an assortment of Louis Vuitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a toy dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Orange Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar
Minivan and white silouette stickers of family members on the rear window. Known as a "soccer mom" she gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Has PTA membership and comes with Tupperware accessories. Cell phone sold separately.

Garden Grove Barbie
In addition to perfect English, this Barbie also speaks fluent
Japanese, Chinese, Mandarin and Tagalog. Comes with her own street-racing import car, complete with Japanese animation decals. Large collection of video games sold separately. Careers or homes for this Barbie are not available, because she will stay with her parents until they die. If you purchase a Ken doll, he must move into her family's home and wait for their inheritance.

Buena Park Barbie
This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm
handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a
meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid
for in cash.

Tustin Ranch Barbie
This yuppie Blond Barbie comes with your choice of a convertible
Mercedes AMG55 or a Cadillac Escalade. Included are her own Starbucks
cup, credit card, and Curves membership. Comes also with Giorgio Armani
fragrance, Gucci bag and Kate Spade sunglasses. Additional options for
this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. (You won't be
able to afford any of them).

Yorba Linda Barbie
This brunette Barbie is the sister to Tustin Ranch Barbie and comes
with or without highlights. She comes with a BMW convertible or Hummer H2, Kenneth Cole Sunglasses, a Country Club Membership, and a Pier 1 credit line. Options for Yorba Linda Barbie are the Shiseido makeup kit; the Bvlgari jewelry set, or the Prada shoe collection. Yorba Linda Barbie
has optional yuppie Ken doll complete with Corvette, hair gel and Rolex watch.

Newport Beach Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears an Yves Saint Laurent
leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining
friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription and monthly alimony
checks are included. This Barbie is only sold in Fashion Island.

Laguna Beach Barbie
This doll comes complete with craft set. She has long straight brown
hair, archless feet, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken
doll, but if you purchase two Laguna Beach Barbie's, you get a rainbow
flag sticker free.

Long Beach Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional
accessories include a GED and a bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy
were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition
of an infant.

Huntington Beach Barbie
This very tan Barbie comes with string bikini, wet suit, 3 friendship
bracelets and surfboard. An MP3 player, Blockbuster video membership,
pair of Vans and a beach cruiser are also included. Optional is her
Lifeguard Yellow Ford Ranger with board rack (free KROQ sticker
included!) Spicolli Ken can be purchased separately and comes with
Hawaiian shirt and board shorts.

Rancho Santa Margarita Barbie
She 's perfect in every way. Her home is perfect. Her family is perfect.
Comes with a part time job to earn her own spending money and a bible
for church on Sundays. Also has a pre-assigned carpool day. We don't
know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or biking or
something...


Santa Ana Barbie
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with
expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but
no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a meat-packer's uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not
available for Santa Ana Barbie or Ken.

OUT OF TOWN BARBIES:

Fontana Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in low rise Levi's, a NASCAR shirt, and a
Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light
and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and
kick mullet-haired Ken's a** when she is drunk. A mobile home is also
available.

Norco Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with her own horse and
dog! Her ensemble includes pair of Wrangler jeans (2 sizes too small),
straw hat, fake rhinestone belt and belt buckle bought from the local
pawn shop. Purchase! her pickup truck separately and get a confederate
flag bumper sticker -absolutely free!

Hemet Barbie
This aging Barbie is best kept indoors. She comes complete with wire
grocery stroller, Omni Trans bus pass, food stamps, coupon book and
sewing machine. Optional mobile home comes with choice of colored rock
and various cactus varieties.

West Hollywood
Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by
Simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




Where are the OC Kens??? I guess I would have to be a fontana Ken!!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: way! Reply with quote

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Where are the OC Kens??? I guess I would have to be a fontana Ken!!


I think you mean a "Fontucky" Ken!

You can have your own meth lab! Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then you could have crack head barbie. Drug addicted baby. Social worker doll's. Just think of the fun!!!!
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